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Funny MSN Nicknames[ People who make hand-kisses are freaking lazy! ] [ On your knees! I am online ] [ (name) connecting people... ] [ Wait a minute... I am bringing an offer to the toilet gods ] [ What does really suck? A giraffe with pain in his neck ] [ Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! ] [ Hi! My name's Nobody. Nobody is perfect. ] [ La La Li La - Can't hear you - La Li La La ] [ You don't have to be the best, be better than the rest! ] [ I can do it, I can let it be but I get it done! ] [ It's brown and it doesn't weight much... lightbrown! ] [ Did you just grab my ass? ] [ Select my name and press ALT + F4 ] [ Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? ] [ This guy/girl needs a tutorial ] [ A selfish person is someone who doesn't think about me ] [ Does people working at Pickwick ever get a coffeebreak? ] [ Who farted!? ] [ Here I am! What were your other 2 wishes? ] [ It's green and it's peaks behind a corner... a spionach! ] [ Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend ] [ Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one ] [ You know it's always business doing pleasure with you ] [ If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? ] [ I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? ] [ One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject ] [ When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better ] [ I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! ] [ 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not… ] [ I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet ] [ English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! ] [ You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same ] [ If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you ] [ Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver! ] [ I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! ] [ ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy! ] [ I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) ] [ Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters ] [ For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! ] [ I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not ] [ You and the bank own a very lovely home ] [ I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven ] [ I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants ] [ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ] [ You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it ] [ All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? ] [ Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question ] [ Superman is a travestite ] [ Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? ] [ Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question ] [ Lower the age of puberty! ] [ God bless Atheism ] [ I drink to make other people interesting ] [ My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex ] [ An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead ] [ A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't ] [ Anarchists of the world, unite! ] [ Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? ] [ Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out ] [ Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss ] [ On the other hand, you have different fingers ] [ Who laughs last, thinks the slowest ] [ Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good ] [ I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! ] [ I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it ] [ That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!! ] [ Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids ] [ I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea ] [ This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part ] [ First law of science: don't spit into the wind ] [ I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member ] [ If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? ] [ My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted ] [ If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? ] [ Even hot girls have to fart ] [ I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it ] [ Do you got with me get lost? I know the way ] [ It was a brave man who ate the first oyster ] [ There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't ] [ Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E" ] [ If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! ] [ An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work ] [ Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks ] [ Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised ] [ I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on ] [ I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by ] [ Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door ] [ Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away ] [ A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings ] [ Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it? ] [ Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists? ] [ I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! ] [ I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends ] [ Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone ] [ If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons ] [ Fat people are harder to kidnap ] [ If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? ] [ Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you ] [ If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten ] [ I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear ] [ We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture ] [ We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty ] [ Passwords are like underwear: change them often ] [ Next time wave all your fingers at me! ] [ When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head ] [ The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide ] [ What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open ] [ Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823 ] [ Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings" ] [ Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls ] [ Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass ] [ I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo ] [ The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live ] [ Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later ] [ Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE ] [ Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage ] [ Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas ] [ If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk ] [ Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do ] [ After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary ] [ She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon ] [ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass ] [ I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am ] [ Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest ] [ Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year ] [ Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics ] [ Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay ] [ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man ] [ They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst ] [ We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms ] [ I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times ] [ Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! ] [ I must confess, I was born at a very early age ] [ I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup ] [ I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own ] [ The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with ] [ I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes... ] [ I invented the cordless extension cord ] [ I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy... ] [ Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife ] [ You're unique, just like everyone else.... ] [ Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! ] [ Why do our noses run and our feet smell? ] [ Save a mouse, eat a pussy ] [ Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus ] [ Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow ] [ Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns ] [ Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! ] [ When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-) ] [ The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? ] [ You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you! ] [ Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? ] [ If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ] [ Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out! ] [ I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me ] [ We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me ] [ Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke ] [ As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard ] [ An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out! ] [ What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs! ] |
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