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Mean AIM Away Messages


[ Remember JESUS LOVES YOU... everyone else thinks your an idiot. ]

[ I'm sorry, I'm ignoring you. ]

[ You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid. ]

[ I am having a bad day and talking to you will only make it worse. ]

[ I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you. ]

[ I'm not here right now so go bother someone else. ]

[ I love to chat, just not with you. ]

[ Less is more: The less you talk, the more I like you. ]

[ If you think I am here and that I just don't want to talk to you, then your right. ]

[ I can only talk to one person a day. Today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. ]

[ If I promise to miss you, will you go away? ]

[ If I throw a stick, will you go away? ]

[ I'm out like %n in a beauty contest. ]

[ I know it's not my job to tell you how you look, but you’re ugly. ]

[ This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now start over and read the sentence without the word cat. ]

[ Stop reading about my life in my away messages and get your own. ]

[ There are some things that money can buy. For everything else, you're out of luck. ]

[ There is only enough room for one of us in this world... So please go jump off a bridge. ]

[ I'd rather spin in my chair then talk to you. ]

[ I'm busy can I ignore you some other time! ]

[ I would talk to you, but I really don’t want to waste my time. ]

[ I'm not here because I have a life. If you had a life, you wouldn't be sitting there reading my away message. ]

[ This is an away message so go away. ]

[ I'm not really away; I just don't want to talk to you. ]

[ I am too pretty to talk to ugly people like you! ]

[ People like you are the reason people like me need medication. ]

[ This is an away message, read the message, then go away. ]




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