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Funny AIM Away Messages


[ My dog ate my away message. ]

[ Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right! ]

[ Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: (your address) I need help fast! ]

[ I am chasing my tail at the moment.. when I catch it I will talk to you. ]

[ I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. ]

[ This away message will self destruct in 5 seconds. ]

[ Everybody's different. Some people look like cows, others look like aliens. Everybody's different. ]

[ Gone crazy be back soon. ]

[ I had to make like a ball and bounce. ]

[ (YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself. ]

[ 1 little piggy went to market 2 little piggy stayed home 3 little piggy had roat beef 4 little piggy had none... and this little piggy is away from the computer right now and will get back to you when he/she is done! ]

[ I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer. ]

[ What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about!? Will we all have to turn ourselves around? ]

[ My computer lost my away message. ]

[ There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? ]

[ I do what cheerios tell me. ]

[ If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie. ]

[ Hey wait, let me decide I'm here or not... till then please leave your message. I will get in touch with you once I get out of this confusion. ]

[ Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while. ]

[ A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe! ]

[ Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later. ]

[ Ahhh! MOO! The evil cows are attacking me! MOO! Can't you hear them?! MOOOOOOO! Ah make it stop! MOOMY! ]

[ I'll be back soon. I'm out in the backyard goat farming. Crazy goats. ]




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